Cumpli

my love

I like the story that im abaut to tell.....

AActually , its not nothing really important in anyones life ,but in my case , is like for doing a national day of it.

I never never drink ( and the times i accpet to do it the guys don ´t call...i don´t know if you remember a situation like that ..Berlin ,- 2 º... no? )

Well..so , in never drink , so my freinds said.." common girl ! live life !! You are young , incredible georugeus , grate ass ( well...they didn ´t say it...but im shure that everione thinks that...right ?? )..

So , i start , with a shy cheap wine ...then..anotherone...then , a really big bottle of sprite with 2 vodkas (( in this moment , when i was writing this , my mouse become like wet ...) , 2 share " Frizzes ..".



Weel , afther it , we were going to the closening of a kinf of festival , out dorrs , so we went to serch a taxy , and we sing in it , so loud that the taxy driver get tired , and pull over the car and said " If you 4 stupids don ´t shut up i let you here.."

JJa , so , obviesly we go on singning invented songs , but we were near , and we are cute , so he had pity of us.

When we get there , my girl friend really need it to pi , so i went with her.



So , i will jump to the end of the story.

I wake with haf of my face in vomit, with a box near my bed , with black vomit on it ( and obviesly , the hole way from the door , to the bathroom , to my room ) , and a friend ( Juanito ) sleeping in my kitchen.

Afther a coffee each one , we smoke a cigarrete and i went chez ma mere.

jaja , she neded just a second for realice wath happened. Not just because looked like shit and i had a bag with all the sheets that need it to be clean , but i really smell to cheap wine.

She start to laght , and she was a little bit happy too , because im a very good girl and i need it something like taht.=)

JAJ , and she felt hip and cool that she was cool abaut it , so she start to ask things like " and what can of drankenees was ?? A happy and exiting one , a sad one? , a mistyc one ?? " and i was like " mom.....plis...shut up "

But , i can said that i acomplished every think that you have to experiment when you are drunk.

I pis in front of a lot of people

I sang really old song andi invented the parts i didin´t remember

I fix a fight i had with a friend ( with the crying and hugging 9

I said really bad stuff to some Chilenos.

(they really sock... is like , argentina has the shape of a BEEF , and they are like the grase you take out of it )

I get sleep everygere

I was waking really chill in the middle of a an avenue

I kiss an stranger

I hit people with out reason

I call people really strange just to teld them that i was drunk

I call my dad

I call my ex

and i vomit and felt like crap the other day.





so..i can say

it was an amazing knight.



Love ya

Kiss